The Stupid Water Bottle

This. This water bottle.

This bulky water bottle  that my kid has been caring around with him to school, to sports, to work…for long as I can remember.

I hate finding it all muddy sitting in the sink with the assumption that I’m going to clean it (which I do of course because EWWW).

I hate tripping over in the foyer almost every day.

I hate that it is so big it can’t fit where the other normal water bottles do so it really doesn’t have anywhere to go.

But what I really hate though, is that it’s going to college with my boy and I won’t have it around anymore.

Stupid water bottle.